"I walked out of the movie "Lincoln"..." - Quote by Dave Barry

“As a professional journalist, I am always looking for new ways to get paid for being motionless.”

“The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter.”

“The great thing about golf - and this is the reason why a lot of health experts like me recommend it - you can drink beer and ride in a cart while you play.”

“To read a novel is a difficult and complex art. You must be capable not only of great fineness of perception, but of great boldness of imagination.”

“For a person who grew up in the '30s and '40s in the segregated South, with so many doors closed without explanation to me, libraries and books said, 'Here I am, read me.' Over time I have learned I am at my best around books.”

“If you cannot read all your books, at any rate handle them, and, as it were, fondle them. Let them fall open where they will. Make a voyage of discovery, taking soundings of uncharted seas.”

“Movies are like writing history with lightning.”

“Sometimes you do know, in 'Commando' when I said 'I lied', I knew that it was going to be a funny line. I've never had a bad line.”

“Movies are fun, but they are no cure for cancer.”