"With humor you have so many options..." - Quote by Dave Barry
With humor you have so many options with topics and length, I mean I can write humor essays in books now and they can be as long as I want them to be.
More by Dave Barry
“Of all the wonderful things government says, that's always been just about my favorite. As opposed to if you get to keep the money. Because what you'll do is go out and bury it in your yard, anything to prevent that money from creating jobs. They never stop saying it.We will say, "This is expected to create x number of jobs." On the other hand, we never say that the money we removed from another part of the economy will kill some jobs.”
“Palestinian and Israeli leaders finally recover the Road Map to Peace, only to discover that, while they were looking for it, the Lug Nuts of Mutual Interest came off the Front Left Wheel of Accommodation, causing the Sport Utility Vehicle of Progress to crash into the Ditch of Despair.”
“WARNING: This is assuming your spouse's name is Margaret.”
More on Writing
“He who does not expect a million readers should not write a line.”
“Let us guess that whenever we read a sentence & like it, we unconsciously store it away in our model-chamber; & it goes, with the myriad of its fellows, to the building, brick by brick, of the eventual edifice which we call our style.”
“The idea is to write it so that people hear it and it slides through the brain and goes straight to the heart.”