"I don't know how you feel about..." - Quote by Phyllis Diller
I don't know how you feel about old age... but in my case I didn't even see it coming. It hit me from the rear.
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“We travel because, no matter how comfortable we are at home, there's a part of us that wants - that needs - to see new vistas, take new tours, obtain new entrees, introduce new bacteria into our intestinal tracts, learn new words for "transfusion," and have all the other travel adventures that make us want to French-kiss our doormats when we finally get home.”
“So I was getting into my car and this bloke says to me, 'Can you give me a lift?' I said, 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it!'”
“That's silly talk... Talk to my wife. She'll tell me I need to learn to just put my socks on the hamper.”