"What are you gonna do for a..." - Quote by Abraham Lincoln

“I am very little inclined on any occasion to say anything unless I hope to produce some good by it.”

“In law it is good policy to never plead what you need not, lest you oblige yourself to prove what you can not.”

“The US patent system adds the fuel of interest to the fire of genius in the discovery and production of new and useful things”

“Henry nodded, thinking, 'If you were any more whipped, little brother, they'd serve you on ice cream.”

“I took cooking classes when I was younger; girls weren't interested in me, and I thought I may be alone for the rest of my life.”

“The New York papers have long known that no large question is ever really settled until I have been consulted.”

“My experience with horses is that they never throw away a chance to go lame.”

“The admission fee was a viper's tongue and a half-concealed stiletto. It was a sort of intellectual slaughterhouse.”

“I do not know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together.”