"Teeth are always in style...." - Quote by Dr Seuss

“If you never did you should. These things are fun and fun is good.”

“Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.”

“I start drawing, and eventually the characters involve themselves in a situation. Then in the end, I go back and try to cut out most of the preachments.”

“People in the computer industry use the term 'user,' which to them means 'idiot.'”

“When in doubt, go for the dick joke.”

“In Los Angeles, the jury in the Reginald Denny Beating trial, after much thinking, concludes, that Person A is not necessarily trying to kill Person B just because Person A happens to very deliberately bash Person B's skull in with a brick. The verdict is applauded by scientists at the Tobacco Institute.”

“Dignity, and even holiness too, sometimes, are more questions of coat and waistcoat than some people imagine.”

“Heaven made virtue; man, the appearance.”

“To dye oneself with paints in order to have a rosier or a paler complexion is a lying counterfeit.”