"My philosophy? I'm always right and you..." - Quote by Oscar Wilde

“A great poet, a really great poet, is the most unpoetical of all creatures. But inferior poets are absolutely fascinating.”

“The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself.”

“Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness.”

“Don't trust people who don't laugh. I don't.”

“You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot.”

“What exactly is "midair"? Is there some other part of air besides the "mid" part?”

“He had only one vanity; he thought he could give advice better than any other person.”

“It is curious how vanity helps the successful man and wrecks the failure.”

“The new life created by the final integration is self-aware yet without ego, capable of inhabiting a body yet not attached to it, and guided by wisdom rather than emotion. Whole and virtuous, it can never die.”