"That cat will write her autograph all..." - Quote by Mark Twain

“for business reasons, I must preserve the outward signs of sanity.”

“Be good and you will be lonely.”

“We write frankly and freely, but then we modify before we print.”

“One cat just leads to another. The place is so damned big it doesn't really seem as though there were many cats until you see them all moving like a mass migration at feeding time.”

“King old ladies assure us that cats are often the best judges of character. A cat will always to to a good man, they say.”

“Dogs would make totally incompetent criminals. If you could somehow get a group of dogs to understand the concept of the Kennedy assassination, they would all immediately confess to it. Whereas you'll never see a cat display any kind of guilty behavior, despite the fact that several cats were seen in Dallas on the grassy knoll area, not that I wish to start rumors.”

“A fly was very close to being called a land, because that's what it does half the time.”

“Nothing in Man is either worse or better for being shared with the beasts.”

“A man who whinnies with noisy laughter, surpasses all the animals in vulgarity.”