Cats Quotes

Cats... beings of mysterious grace. They wander as if carrying the secrets of the universe between their quiet meows and the enigma of their eyes. They are teachers of patience and nonchalance, reminding us that the world doesn't always need our noise, and that there is beauty in independence and quietude. Don't you see how they embody perfection?

Every single one of these *quotes* is a golden thread weaving a tapestry of the unique qualities of cats: their independence, elegance, eternal charm, and the quiet companionship they offer.

Quote by Leonardo da Vinci: The smallest feline is a masterpiece....
Quote by John Updike: A computer and a cat are somewhat alike - they both purr, and like to be stroked, and spend a lot of...
Quote by Mark Twain: I simply can't resist a cat, particularly a purring one....
Quote by George Carlin: Your dog thinks you're a god. Your cat thinks the dog's an asshole....
Quote by Dave Barry: Derangement is the only possible explanation for owning a cat, an animal whose preferred mode of com...
Quote by Ernest Hemingway: One cat just leads to another.
Quote by Mark Twain: Cats are the wildest of the tame and the tamest of the wild...
Quote by Mark Twain: The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives....
Quote by Mark Twain: A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime....
Quote by Mark Twain: You may say a cat uses good grammar. Well, a cat does -- but you let a cat get excited once; you let...
Quote by Mark Twain: If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the r...
Quote by Virginia Woolf: King old ladies assure us that cats are often the best judges of character. A cat will always to to ...
Quote by Erma Bombeck: Cats invented self-esteem; there is not an insecure bone in their body....
Quote by Denzel Washington: Cats are too independent. They piss me off. They play when they want, and then they turn their back ...
Quote by Mark Twain: If you shamefully misuse a cat once she will always maintain a dignified reserve toward you afterwar...
Quote by Dave Barry: You've read newspaper stories about elderly widows who die and leave their entire estates to their p...
Quote by Steven Wright: Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect....
Quote by Oscar Wilde: Cats are put on earth to remind us that not everything has a purpose....
Quote by Ernest Hemingway: A cat has absolute honesty....
Quote by Dave Barry: Dogs would make totally incompetent criminals. If you could somehow get a group of dogs to understan...
Quote by Ernest Hemingway: No animal has more liberty than the cat, but it buries the mess it makes. The cat is the best anarch...
Quote by Unknown: I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat....
Quote by Erma Bombeck: Cats invented self-esteem....
Quote by Dave Barry: Cats are independent, by which I mean smart....
Quote by Mark Twain: I knew a man who grabbed a cat by the tail and learned forty percent more about cats than the man wh...
Quote by Dave Barry: Unlike cats dogs never scratch you when you wash them. They just become very sad and try to figure o...
Quote by Mark Twain: That cat will write her autograph all over your leg if you let her....
Quote by Mark Twain: A home without a cat — and a well-fed, well-petted and properly revered cat — may be a perfect home,...
Quote by Rita Rudner: I just don't get cats. To me, they're a waste of fur....
Quote by Ernest Hemingway: One cat just leads to another. The place is so damned big it doesn't really seem as though there wer...
Quote by Mark Twain: He had an uncommon fondness for cats. As an old man summering in New Hampshire, Twain even rented ki...
Quote by Ernest Hemingway: The cat has complete emotional honesty - an attribute not often found in humans....
Quote by Mark Twain: When there was room on the ledge outside of the pots and boxes for a cat, the cat was there- in sunn...
Quote by Charles Dickens: What greater gift than the love of a cat....
Quote by Mark Twain: I simply can´t resist a cat, particularly a purring one. They are the cleanest, cunningest, and most...
Quote by Rita Rudner: Cats are a waste of fur....