"A pessimist is one who builds dungeons..." - Quote by Walter Winchell

“A certain columnist has been banned from all Shubert openings. Now he can wait three days and go to their closings.”

“The reason they're called the opposite sex is because every time you think you have your wife fooled - it's just the opposite!”

“I usually get my stuff from people who promised somebody else that they would keep it a secret.”

“The world sucks, people are not true”

“The man who isn't a pessimist is a damned fool.”

“The pessimist waits for better times, and expects to keep on waiting; the optimist goes to work with the best that is at hand now, and proceeds to create better times.”

“Some people do really find fault like there's a reward for it.”

“Tell me what you are for, and I will show you what is going to expand in a positive way. Tell me what you are against, and I can show you what is going to expand in a destructive way.”

“Do not waste your time with people who have shown you they really mean no good for you.”