"Your father is a fool skin deep;..." - Quote by George Bernard Shaw

“All problems are finally scientific problems.”

“I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.”

“I was told that my diet was so poor that I could not repair the bones that were broken and operated on. So I have just had an Xradiograph taken; and lo! perfectly mended solid bone so beautifully white that I have left instructions that, if I die, a glove stretcher is to be made of me and sent to you as a souvenir”

“We will all laugh at gilded butterflies.”

“The brash unbridled tongue, the lawless folly of fools, will end in pain. But the life of wise content is blest with quietness, escapes the storm and keeps its house secure.”

“If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark”

“I turn to a life of crime cause I came from a broken family.”

“I serve dinner in three phases: serve the food, clear the table, bury the dead.”

“No ordinary work done by a man is either as hard or as responsible as the work of a woman who is bringing up a family of small children; for upon her time and strength demands are made not only every hour of the day but often every hour of the night.”