"I have only one moral precept; never..." - Quote by Mark Twain
I have only one moral precept; never smoke more than five cigars at a time.
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“I'm measuring my actions against that inner voice that for me at least is audible, is active, it tells me where I think I'm on track and where I think I'm off track.”
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“Then not only custom, but also nature affirms that to do is more disgraceful than to suffer injustice, and that justice is equality.”