Smoking Quotes

I pledged myself to smoke but one cigar a day. I kept the cigar waiting until bedtime, then I had a luxurious time with it. But desire persecuted me every day and all day long. I found myself hunting for larger cigars...within the month my cigar had grown to such proportions I could have used it as a crutch.

Smoking cures weight problems, eventually.

You must have a cigarette. A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want?

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

I was warned to stop smoking, which I did, for two or three days, but it was too lonesome, and I have resumed - in a modified way - 4 smokes a day instead of 40. This will have a good effect. On the bank balance.

I started smoking as soon as I went on the stage. I'd make cigars out of the Morning World when I was a kid.

My advice to girls: first, don't smoke - to excess; second, don't drink - to excess; third, don't marry - to excess.

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT.

I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time.

I have only one moral precept; never smoke more than five cigars at a time.

The injurious agent in cigarettes comes principally from the burning paper wrapper. The substance thereby formed is called "acrolein." It has a violent action on the nerve centers, producing degeneration of the cells of the brain, which is quite rapid among boys. Unlike most narcotics, this degeneration is permanent and uncontrollable. I employ no person who smokes cigarettes.

A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.

Do you mind if I don't smoke?

His breath is so bad why every time he smokes he blows onion rings.

More than one cigar at a time is excessive smoking.

I never smoked a cigar in my life until I was nine

I have stopped smoking now and then, for a few months at a time, but it was not on principle, it was only to show off; it was to pulverize those critics who said I was a slave to my habits and couldn't break my bonds.

I ordinarily smoke fifteen cigars during my five hours' labours, and if my interest reaches the enthusiastic point, I smoke more. I smoke with all my might, and allow no intervals.

I drink and smoke and I am two hundred percent fit.

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.

I never smoke to excess - that is, I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time.

Smoking too much makes me nervous. Must lasso my natural tendency to acquire such habits. Holding heavy cigar constantly in my mouth has deformed my upper lip, it has a sort of Havana curl.