"Are we ever going to have a..." - Quote by Dave Barry

“Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.”

“I guess libertarianism is always considered so weird and fringe that people assume that you're in the closet if you don't go around talking about it.”

“The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.”

“The only certainties in life are death and taxes.”

“The only certain things in life are death and taxes!”

“[American tax laws] are constantly changing as our elected representatives seek new ways to ensure that whatever tax advice we receive is incorrect.”

“The State is a poor, good beast who means the best: it means friendly.”

“Personally I have never been able to understand why the head of a big business, whether it be the Nation, the State or the Army, or Navy should not desire to have very strong and positive people under him.”

“Do not criticize your government when out of the country. Never cease to do so when at home”