"A grapefruit is just a lemon that..." - Quote by Oscar Wilde
A grapefruit is just a lemon that saw an opportunity and took advantage of it.
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“Failure is just another opportunity to start over.”
“In this country, it doesn't make any difference where you were born. It doesn't make any difference who your parents were. It doesn't make any difference if, like me, you couldn't even speak English until you were in your twenties.”
“Imagine a political system so radical as to promise to move more of the poorest 20% of the population into the richest 20% than remain in the poorest bracket within the decade? You don't need to imagine it. It's called the United States of America.”
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“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.”
“Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.”
“There are two kinds of solar-heat systems: passive systems collect the sunlight that hits your home, and active systems collect the sunlight that hits your neighbors' homes, too.”