"Any time three New Yorkers get into..." - Quote by Phyllis Diller

“You can say the nastiest things about yourself without offending anyone.”

“Before you get married you should meet your fiance's parents. It is not enough that you like his parole officer.”

“All mothers are working mothers.”

“It was the typical paranoid experience [to hide coke]. As soon as I knew my hiding place, I thought the whole world knew it. I'd write clues to my hiding places in code, then forget the code and spend the rest of the day looking for my coke.”

“The trouble with Hooker is that he's got his headquarters where his hindquarters aught to be.”

“Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't admit he'd forgotten the code... he turned himself in.”

“Start spreading the news, I am leaving today.I want to be a part of it, New York, New York.”

“Walking through a crowd, the village is aglow. Kaleidoscope of loud heartbeats, under coats. Everybody here wanted something more. Searching for a sound we hadn't heard before. And it said, 'Welcome to New York,' It's been waiting for you. It's a new soundtrack, I could dance to this beat forevermore. The lights are so bright, but they never blind me.”

“Most cities are nouns. New York's a verb.”