"If a woman has to choose between..." - Quote by Dave Barry
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.
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“And that's the wonderful thing about family travel: it provides you with experiences that will remain locked forever in the scar tissue of your mind.”
“I guess the negative thing that happens to me is that I'm old now. They said there was a generation I was too young for and now some will say there's probably 10 generations I'm too old for. They'll say, isn't he dead or retired or whatever? Or it just becomes fashionable to say "Oh he's not funny anymore," which, I don't know, maybe to them I'm not. I'm more likely to hear that now than I am to hear that I'm unacceptably risqué.”
“In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid.”
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“What gets me is, I waited in line for an hour to do this. I could have experienced essentially the same level of enjoyment merely by sticking my finger down my throat.”
“You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families aren't dying. They're merging into big conglomerates.”
“I hate Dr Phil. Dr Phil told me to express my feelings, so I'm expressing them.”
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“Don't try to teach men how to do anything in public. They can learn in private; in public they have to know.”
“A woman's life revolves in curves of emotions. It is upon lines of intellect that a man's life progresses.”
“When men break up they want to remain friends. Why? Why can't they just get lost?”