"Please don't drive drunk, okay? Seriously... But..." - Quote by Amy Poehler

“Decide what your currency is early. Let go of what you will never have. People who do this are happier and sexier.”

“Opening your heart and being courageous and telling people that you care about them or like them or that you think they're special only makes you a better, bigger, kinder, softer, more loving person, and only attracts more love into your life.”

“You can't stand around and wait to be asked to dance.”

“Americans are a wonderful people: They will always do the right thing--after exhausting every other possible alternative.”

“A married philosopher is a comic character.”

“The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.”

“Freedom would be meaningless without security in the home and in the streets.”

“I don't think we should ever accept the idea that someone can come along and take away our safety and our freedom.”

“If you know what's going on and know how society can be improved and happiness advanced, you tend to focus on how to get things done that will help health, safety, opportunity, justice, accountability of powerful institutions to the people they are supposed to serve.”