"Plain women are always jealous of their..." - Quote by Oscar Wilde

“The tragedy of growing old is not that one is old but that one is young.”

“There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.”

“Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art imitates life.”

“As far as I can make out, women's friendships with each other are based on a gush of lies and pretty speeches that mean nothing. You'd think they were all wolves trying to seduce each other the way they flatter and flirt when they're together.”

“Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.”

“You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you”

“I try not to see new comics - their acts or their films. Part of that is professional. I don't want to be influenced. But another part is fear and jealousy. I'm afraid to see how good they might be. I don't like that emotion, but it's part of me.”

“Love that is not jealous is neither true nor pure.”

“An envious fever of pale and bloodless emulation.”