"I hate Halloween. I hate dressing up...." - Quote by Amy Poehler

“You become more attractive when you love yourself. You ATTRACT the right things when you have a sense of who you are.”

“Masters of Sex is the degree I got from Boston College.”

“I like hard work and I don’t like pretending things are perfect.”

“When we were on acid, we would go into the woods, because there was less chance that you would run into an authority figure. But we ran into a bear. My friend Duane was there, raising his right hand, swearing to help prevent forest fires. He told me, "Mitchell, Smokey is way more intense in person!"”

“I'm going to get an MRI to find out whether I have claustrophobia.”

“Just as with the man in the fairy tale who turned whatever he touched into gold, with me everything is turned into newspaper clamor.”