"There are no bad haircuts in cyberspace...." - Quote by Dave Barry
There are no bad haircuts in cyberspace.
More by Dave Barry
“He could even think about how fast he was thinking about things.”
“Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.”
“If Congress were to pass a 'flat' tax, you'd simply pay a fixed percentage of your income, and you wouldn't have to fill out any complicated forms, and there would be no loopholes for politically connected groups, and normal people would actually understand the tax laws, and giant talking broccoli stalks would come around and mow your lawn for free, because Congress is NOT going to pass a flat tax, you pathetic fool.”
More on Humor
“For the sadness in legitimate humour consists in the fact that honestly and without deceit it reflects in a purely human way upon what it is to be a child.”
“Dogs would make totally incompetent criminals. If you could somehow get a group of dogs to understand the concept of the Kennedy assassination, they would all immediately confess to it. Whereas you'll never see a cat display any kind of guilty behavior, despite the fact that several cats were seen in Dallas on the grassy knoll area, not that I wish to start rumors.”
“It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky.”
More on Technology
“Electronic books are junk.”
“If your goal is to make the world a better place, one thing you can do is pick a specific challenge that you really care about. Then, learn as much as you can about it and try to volunteer your time to help an organization that is working in this area. While you're doing that, look for creative new ways to use technology to tackle parts of the problem that you come in contact with.”
“Skype actually does get a fair bit of revenue.”