"He has so many muscles he has..." - Quote by Phyllis Diller

“I'm looking for a perfume to overpower men - I'm sick of karate.”

“His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.”

“Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.”

“I had a chicken finger that was so big, it was a chicken hand.”

“After my marriage she edited everything I wrote. And what is more, she not only edited my works, she edited me.”

“If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?”

“What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?”

“The symbols of the self arise from the depths of the body.”

“One definition of man is an intelligence served by organs.”