"Sarcasim is the lowest form of humor...." - Quote by John Lennon

“All I want is the truth, just give me some truth”

“I once was the walrus, now I'm John.”

“As in a love affair, two creative people can destroy themselves trying to recapture that youthful spirit, at twenty-one or twenty-four, of creating without even being aware of how it's happening”

“Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?”

“Man is the Reasoning Animal. Such is the claim. I think it is open to dispute.”

“My experience with horses is that they never throw away a chance to go lame.”

“Everything I eat has been proved by some doctor or other to be a deadly poison, and everything I don't eat has been proved to be indispensable for life. But I go marching on.”

“This morning I paid seventy cents for two little old dried-up slivers of bacon and one cockeyed egg. It took me till noon to get my appetite back.”

“If this is the way Queen Victoria treats her prisoners, she doesn't deserve to have any.”