"I don't very often think I've done..." - Quote by Paul Simon

“Facts can be turned into art if one is artful enough.”

“Being an artist doesn't mean that you're a good artist. That was the bargain I first made with myself: I'd say, I'm an artist, but I'm not really very good.”

“If you'll be my body guard, I can be your long lost pal.”

“When you are painting you should take a flat mirror and often look at your work within it, and it will then be seen in reverse, and will appear to be by the hand of some other master, and you will be better able to judge of its faults than in any other way.”

“I'm never fully satisfied with any Microsoft product.”

“It is not a sign of weakness, but a sign of high maturity, to rise to the level of self-criticism.”

“There is a pleasure in not being pleased.”

“The physical business of writing is unpleasant to me, but the psychic satisfaction of discharging bad ideas in worse English makes me forget it.”

“Dry happiness is like dry bread. We eat, but we do not dine. I wish for the superfluous, for the useless, for the extravagant, for the too much, for that which is not good for anything.”