"I don't like Switzerland; it has produced..." - Quote by Oscar Wilde

“To expect the unexpected shows a thoroughly modern intellect.”

“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”

“It is a sad truth, but we have lost the faculty of giving lovely names to things. Names are everything. I never quarrel with actions. My one quarrel is with words. The man who could call a spade a spade should be compelled to use one. It is the only thing he is fit for.”

“They mention that it's a nonstop flight. Well, I must say I don't care for that sort of thing. Call me old fashioned, but I insist that my flight stop. Preferably at an airport.”

“Silent strength is the quality of all good men and most mummies.”

“I was at the foot of my class.”

“The man who sees both sides of a question is a man who sees absolutely nothing at all.”

“Never met a wise man, if so its a woman.”

“I like criticism, but it must be my way.”