"Maybe it's true that life begins at..." - Quote by Phyllis Diller

“If I wore a peek-a-boo dress, it would be like turning in a false alarm.”

“I am descended from a very long line my mother once foolishly listened to.”

“Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?”

“Time isn't the enemy. Fear of change is. Accept that nothing lasts forever and you'll start to appreciate the advantages of whatever age you are now.”

“Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know “why” I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.”

“You will perceive by my preaching that I am growing old: it is the privilege of years, and I am sure you will pardon it from the purity of it's motives.”

“The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow.”

“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.”

“I heard one presidential candidate say that what this country needed was a president for the nineties. I was set to run again. I thought he said a president IN his nineties.”