"Prince Harry this week toured the Jersey..." - Quote by Amy Poehler

“I used to say that I wanted to make great art with people I love. Now I have an addendum to that goal: to get things on the air.”

“Decide what your currency is early. Let go of what you will never have. People who do this are happier and sexier.”

“Nice manners are the secret keys to the universe.”

“I've been a performer for a long time and I know when people are laughing from their guts, from the inside, and when their tuxedos are laughing.”

“Newton did not know what happened to the apple, and I can prove this when the next eclipse comes.”

“A bad man is the sort who weeps every time he speaks of a good woman.”

“Political leaders or governments owe their position partly to force and partly to popular election. They cannot be regarded as representative of best elements, morally or intellectually, in their respective nations.”

“We have taken a grave and hazardous decision to sustain the Greeks and try to make a Balkan Front.”

“They've got this crazy actor who's 82 years old up there in a suit. I was a mayor, and they're probably thinking I know how to give a speech, but even when I was mayor I never gave speeches. I gave talks.”