"I recently had my annual physical examination,..." - Quote by Dave Barry

“There is a very fine line between hobby and mental illness.”

“The doctor looked at my cardiogram and made that "hmmmm" noise that doctors are taught in medical school so they won't come right out and say "UH-oh!"”

“Be advised that there is no parking in Europe.”

“His ignorance covers the world like a blanket, and there's scarcely a hole in it anywhere.”

“An urgent missive sent to Josephine Home in three days. Don't wash.”

“When we got married, the first thing my wife did was put everything under both names - hers and her mother's.”

“The general idea of the rich helping the poor, I think, is important. That your sense of justice says, why should rich kids - who barely get these diseases and almost never die of them - why should they get the vaccines, when poor kids, who actually do die from these diseases, don't get those things? It's an unbelievable inequity that there isn't that access.”

“Stress is a form of suffering. Look at your body and see what stress does to the body and its functions - what it does to the heart, the circulation, the immune system, the digestive function, the liver.”

“Take care of your body. It's the only place you have to live.”