"All those Nupboards in the Cupboards they're..." - Quote by Dr Seuss

“Sometimes crazy just isn't enough.”

“I get all my ideas in Switzerland near the Forka Pass. There is a little town called Gletch, and two thousand feet up above Gletch there is a smaller hamlet called Über Gletch. I go there on the fourth of August every summer to get my cuckoo clock fixed. While the cuckoo is in the hospital, I wander around and talk to the people in the streets. They are very strange people, and I get my ideas from them.”

“Children want the same things we want. To laugh, to be challenged, to be entertained, and delighted.”

“Melancholy men, of all others, are the most witty.”

“Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.”

“To say Congress is spending like drunken sailors is an insult to drunken sailors.”

“When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles... ...they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle.”

“Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew. While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze. Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze. That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.”

“I box in yellow Gox box socks.”