"The only one you need in your..." - Quote by Oscar Wilde

“For life is terribly deficient in form. Its catastrophes happen in the wrong way and to the wrong people. There is a grotesque horror about its comedies, and its tragedies seem to culminate in farce.”

“Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals.”

“If a friend of mine gave a feast, and did not invite me to it, I should not mind a bit. But if a friend of mine had a sorrow and refused to allow me to share it, I should feel it most bitterly.”

“To say that a man is your Friend means commonly no more than this, that he is not your enemy.”

“I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator.”

“Not too isolated, not too many relationships, the middle, that's wisdom.”

“Even as one heat another heat expels, or as one nail by strength drives out another, so the remembrance of my former love is by a newer object quite forgotten.”

“Forgive me... for my love -for ruining you with my love.”

“I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.”