"My dear Algy, you talk exactly as..." - Quote by Oscar Wilde

“Sphinxes without secrets.”

“I would not a bit mind sleeping in the cool grass in summer, and when winter came on sheltering myself by the warm close-thatched rick, or under the penthouse of a great barn, provided I had love in my heart.”

“What seems to us as bitter trials are often blessings in disguise”

“Whether in conversation we generally agree or disagree with others is largely a matter of habit: the one tendency makes as much sense as the other.”

“It is very vulgar to talk about one's own business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then only at dinner parties.”

“Conversation is an evanescent relation,--no more.”

“Let lovers be crazy, disgraceful and wild Those who fret about such things Aren’t in love.”

“You know when you go into a restaurant, and it gets busy and they start a waiting list, and they start calling out names, "DuFresnes, party of two." They say again, "DuFresnes, party of two." But then if no one answers, they'll just go to the next name, "Bush, party of three." Yeah, but what happened to the DuFresnes? No one seems to care. Who can eat at a time like this? People are missing! And they're hungry! That's a double whammy! "Bush, search party of three!" You can eat once you find the DuFresnes!”

“Always remember this: If you don't attend the funerals of your friends, they will certainly not attend yours.”