"Marrying an old bachelor is like buying..." - Quote by H Jackson Brown Jr

“We're constantly striving for success, fame and comfort when all we really need to be happy is someone or some thing to be enthusiastic about.”

“You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is be someone who can be loved. The rest is up up them.”

“Don't overlook life's small joys while searching for the big ones.”

“He smiled, thinking that for just an instant, it was easy to imagine they were still married, both of them on the same team, both of them still in love. Except, of course, that they weren't.”

“In marriage you are not sacrificing yourself to the other person. You are sacrificing yourself to the relationship.”

“Plain women are always jealous of their husbands. Beautiful women never are. They are always so occupied with being jealous of other women's husbands.”

“Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?”

“A politician is just like a pickpocket; it's almost impossible to get him to reform.”

“Hundreds and hundreds of beautiful horses in the parade and a man without a silver saddle is a vagrant.”