"When you think things are bad, when..." - Quote by Dr Seuss

“I don't like audiences, I prefer my mistakes in private.”

“You ought to be thankful a hole heaping lot, for The places and people you're lucky you're not!”

“I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love.”

“A man receiving charity always hates his benefactor- it is a fixed characteristic of human nature”

“Our nation owes a debt to its fallen heroes that we can never fully repay, but we can honor their sacrifice.”

“It is a dangerous experiment to call in gratitude as an ally to love. Love is a debt which inclination always pays, obligation never.”

“I have been given eyes to see and a mind to think, and now I know a great secret of life, for I perceive, at last, that all my problems, discouragements , and heartaches are, in truth, great opportunities in disguise.”

“It all depends on which side of the desk you're sitting on.”

“And now, dear Mr. Worthing, I will not intrude any longer into a house of sorrow. I would merely beg you not to be too much bowed down by grief. What seem to us bitter trials are often blessings in disguise. This seems to me a blessing of an extremely obvious kind.”