"More than one cigar at a time..." - Quote by Mark Twain

“Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it hundreds of times.”

“To get the full value of joyYou must have someone to divide it with.After all these years I see that I was mistaken about Evein the beginning; it is better to live outside the Gardenwith her than inside it without her.”

“It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right”

“Do you mind if I don't smoke?”

“Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT.”

“My advice to girls: first, don't smoke - to excess; second, don't drink - to excess; third, don't marry - to excess.”

“I think a nap or a rest overnight is great. But who needs three days of rest? Please! The second day, you might die.”

“Our affections, however laudable, in this transitory world, should never master us; we should guide them, guide them.”

“People who, out of an inborn moderation, leave every glass standing only half-emptied refuse to admit that everything in the world has its sediments and dregs.”