"The weather still continues charming...." - Quote by Oscar Wilde

“A true gentleman is one who is never intentionally rude.”

“She doth mean the earth to me! By earth, I actually mean dust.”

“The worst vice of the fanatic is his sincerity.”

“It was far too cold. The second I got out I had this incredible headache, I'm just not used to it. The last time I saw snow was years and years ago.”

“In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.”

“Careful observers may foretell the hour(By sure prognostics) when to dread a show'r.While rain depends, the pensive cat gives o'erHer frolics, and pursues her tail no more.”

“Dogs are forever in the push up postion.”

“You see, if the height of the mercury [barometer] column is less on the top of a mountain than at the foot of it (as I have many reasons for believing, although everyone who has so far written about it is of the contrary opinion), it follows that the weight of the air must be the sole cause of the phenomenon, and not that abhorrence of a vacuum, since it is obvious that at the foot of the mountain there is more air to have weight than at the summit, and we cannot possibly say that the air at the foot of the mountain has a greater aversion to empty space than at the top.”

“When you open the elevator on the top floor of a building and the other guy doesn't get out, something is seriously wrong.”