"I cannot help but notice that there..." - Quote by Mark Twain
I cannot help but notice that there is no problem between us that cannot be solved by your departure.
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“Weapons are not proper instruments for gentle people; they use them only when they have no other choice. Peace and quiet are what they value. They do not glory in victory.”
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“Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friends”
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“I have discovered photography. Now I can kill myself. I have nothing else to learn.”
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