"A terrible thing happened to me last..." - Quote by Phyllis Diller
A terrible thing happened to me last night again—nothing.
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“I'd like to harness their youthful energy with a strap.”
“Lady Middleton ... exerted herself to ask Mr. Palmer if there was any news in the paper. 'No, none at all,' he replied, and read on.”
“I have always felt cookbooks were fiction and the most beautiful words in the English language were 'room service.”
More on Loneliness
“We are born helpless. As soon as we are fully conscious we discover loneliness. We need others physically, emotionally, and intellectually. We need them if we are to know anything, even ourselves.”
“Everything is nothing when you got no one.”
“I used to think it was mere homesickness, then I started getting it at home.”