"I was at the foot of my..." - Quote by Thomas Edison

“I am quite correctly described as 'more of a sponge than an inventor....'”

“The brain can be developed just the same as the musclescan be developed, if on will only take the pains to trainthe mind to think.”

“Sticking to it is the genius.”

“It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky.”

“In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television.”

“Perhaps dandruff is the excreta of the mind — the quantity of this material being directly proportional to the amount of reading one indulges in. A book on German metaphysics would thus easily ruin a dress suit.”

“I was born a premature birth.My first words were "bleep, bleep" and "Curse, Curse"My breath still stinks and I'm on my 3rd cert.”

“You are always training yourself to be, mind and body, as clear as crystal, and you always are, and never change; whereas I am a muddy, solitary, moping weed.”

“If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.”