"Love is a misunderstanding between two fools...." - Quote by Oscar Wilde

“Lady Bracknell. Good afternoon, dear Algernon, I hope you are behaving very well. Algernon. I’m feeling very well, Aunt Augusta. Lady Bracknell. That’s not quite the same thing. In fact the two things rarely go together.”

“The emotions of man are stirred more quickly than man’s intelligence.”

“I have learned this: it is not what one does that is wrong, but what one becomes as a consequence of it.”

“Oh, Lizzy! do anything rather than marry without affection.”

“This is one of the miracles of love: It gives a power of seeing through its own enchantments and yet not being disenchanted.”

“A mature person is one who does not think only in absolutes, who is able to be objective even when deeply stirred emotionally, who has learned that there is both good and bad in all people and in all things, and who walks humbly and deals charitably with the circumstances of life, knowing that in this world no one is all knowing and therefore all of us need both love and charity.”

“Rembrandt's first name was Beauregard, which is why he never used it.”

“Ronald Reagan is the world's largest Muppet.”

“He is really not so ugly after all, provided, of course, that one shuts one's eyes, and does not look at him.”