"A man has to work so hard..." - Quote by Albert Einstein

“When I was young I found out that the big toe always ends up making a hole in a sock.So I stopped wearing socks.”

“No one must think that Newton’s great creation can be overthrown in any real sense by this [Theory of Relativity] or by any other theory. His clear and wide ideas will for ever retain their significance as the foundation on which our modern conceptions of physics have been built.”

“Here's a Challenge: Study a complicated topic in such detail that anyone interested can nod their head and understand as you explain specific concepts within the topic.”

“Tell us again, for we forget, that work done without love is stillborn, mindless, and lost in the very hour of its deliverance.”

“You know you are on the road to success if you would do your job, and not be paid for it.”

“Sleeping is no mean art: for its sake one must stay awake all day.”

“I never approve, or disapprove, of anything now. It is an absurd attitude to take towards life. We are not sent into the world to air our moral prejudices. I never take any notice of what common people say, and I never interfere with what charming people do. If a personality fascinates me, whatever mode of expression that personality selects is absolutely delightful to me.”

“Well, it's nice being top banana in the shock department.”

“Bert Williams was the funniest man I ever saw and the saddest man I ever knew.”