"After a good quality dinner one will..." - Quote by Oscar Wilde

“The best art is about individualism, free self-expression and realising a unique, imaginative perspective- A true artist takes no notice whatever of the public. The public are to him non-existent.”

“The only thing that ever consoles man for the stupid things he does is the praise he always gives himself for doing them.”

“Prism! Where is that baby?”

“To be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it.”

“For a while you get mad, then you get over it.”

“Forgiveness is a CHOICE, not a feeling.”

“Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother.”

“This would be a better place for children if parents had to eat spinach.”

“Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water!”