"Paradoxes are the only truths...." - Quote by George Bernard Shaw

“Everything I eat has been proved by some doctor or other to be a deadly poison, and everything I don't eat has been proved to be indispensable for life. But I go marching on.”

“What is virtue but the Trade Unionism of the married?”

“Those who admire modern civilization usually identify it with the steam engine and the electric telegraph.”

“I have seen the truth. It is not as though I had invented it in my mind. I have seen it, SEEN IT and the living image of it has filled my soul forever.”

“With the possible exception of things like box scores, race results, and stock market tabulations, there is no such thing as Objective Journalism. The phrase itself is a pompous contradiction in terms.”

“The first point of courtesy must always be truth.”

“Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive.”

“Man is the most intelligent of the animals - and the most silly.”

“I have learned silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind; yet, strange, I am ungrateful to those teachers.”