"A bartender is just a pharmacist with..." - Quote by Albert Einstein

“No one but a theorist believes his theory; everyone puts faith in a laboratory result but the experimenter himself.”

“Three great forces rule the world: stupidity, fear and greed.”

“If the bees disappear, man would have only four years of life left.”

“Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.”

“I don't think a man who is fifteen years younger than me should tell me he is proud of me unless he is my sober coach or my time-travel dad.”

“I like flowers, I also like children, but I do not chop their heads off and keep them in bowls of water around the house.”

“When was the last time you spent a quiet moment just doing nothing - just sitting and looking at the sea, or watching the wind blowing the tree limbs, or waves rippling on a pond, a flickering candle or children playing in the park?”

“There is a natural hootchy-kootchy motion to a goldfish.”

“One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.”