"People who love sausage and respect the..." - Quote by Mark Twain

“In German, a young lady has no sex, but a turnip has”

“...ignorant as the unborne babe! ignorant as unborn twins!”

“Eloquence is the essential thing in a speech, not information.”

“I will make a Star-chamber matter of it.”

“Is it not possible that an individual may be right and a government wrong? Are laws to be enforced simply because they were made? Or declared by any number of men to be good, if they are NOT good?”

“The mole rat is the only rodent born without a fur coat. With a good lawyer, someone would pay for that little oversight.”

“In the final analysis, means and ends must cohere because the end is preexistent in the means, and, ultimately, destructive means cannot bring about constructive ends.”

“If we cut up beasts simply because they cannot prevent us and because we are backing our own side in the struggle for existence, it is only logical to cut up imbeciles, criminals, enemies, or capitalists for the same reasons.”

“Truth and nonviolence demand that no human being may debar himself from serving any other human being, no matter how sinful he may be.”