"There is a very fine line between..." - Quote by Dave Barry

“Socially prominent people are very fond of disease, because it gives them a chance to have these really elaborate charity functions, and the newspaper headlines say 'EVENING IN PARIS BALL RAISES MONEY TO FIGHT GOUT' instead of 'RICH PEOPLE AMUSE THEMSELVES'.”

“He could even think about how fast he was thinking about things.”

“The Republicans have a high Beady-Eyed Self-Righteous Scary Borderline Loon Quotient, as evidenced by Phyllis Schlafly, Pat Robertson, the entire state of Utah, etc.”

“Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter.”

“I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.”

“A person that started in to carry a cat home by the tail was gitting knowledge that was always going to be useful to him, and warn't ever going to grow dim or doubtful.”

“Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.”

“Playing Bridge is a pretty old fashioned thing in a way that I really like... I do the dishes every night - other people volunteer but I like the way I do it.”

“To be really happy and really safe, one ought to have at least two or three hobbies, and they must all be real.”