“Network marketing is really the greatest source of grass-roots capitalism, because it teaches people how to take a small bit of capital, that is your time, and build the American dream.”

“Success lies in the opposite direction of the normal pull.”

“We must learn to help those who deserve it, not just those who need it. Life responds to deserve not need”

“Since you cannot control the weather, or the traffic,or the one you love, or your neighbors, or your boss,then you must learn to control you...the one whose response to the difficulties of life REALLY counts.”

“If the truth isn't enough, then you must become stronger at presenting it.”

“Away, you cut-purse rascal! you filthy bung, away! By this wine, I'll thrust my knife in your mouldy chaps, an you play the saucy cuttle with me. Away, you bottle-ale rascal! you basket-hilt stale juggler, you!”

“Stay, my lord, And let your reason with your choler question What 'tis you go about: to climb steep hills Requires slow pace at first: anger is like A full-hot horse, who being allow'd his way, Self-mettle tires him. Not a man in England Can advise me like you: be to yourself As you would to your friend.”

“Thou whoreson zed! Thou unnecessary letter! My lord, if you will give me leave, I will tread this unbolted villain into mortar, and daub the wall of a jakes with him. *all cheer for Shakespearean insults*”