"Life is too short to learn German..." - Quote by Oscar Wilde

“If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all.”

“Most people are other people.”

“Youth! There is nothing like youth. The middle-aged are mortgaged to Life. The old are in Life's lumber”

“Life is never boring but some people choose to be bored. The concept of boredom entails an inability to use up present moments in a personally fulfilling way. Boredom is a choice; something you visit upon yourself, and it is another of those self-defeating items that you can eliminate from your life.”

“I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.”

“But no thoughtful man's life is uninteresting or devoid of marvels. A sincere life cannot be empty of memorable occurrences.”

“I wear wigs all the time on shows, and every day when I'm in public, at Dollywood. People say, 'How many wigs do you have?' And I say, 'Well, at least 365 because I wear at least one a day.'”

“If I'm out to dinner with a group of friends, and somebody offers to pay for the check, I immediately reach for my wallet. Inside is a note that says, "Say thanks!"”

“I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.”