"All mothers are working mothers...." - Quote by Phyllis Diller

“Just the other day I said to Fang, "Don't you think we've got a storybook romance?" and he said, "Yes, and every page is ripped.”

“Nothing was happening in the bedroom. I nicknamed our waterbed the Dead Sea.”

“He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers.”

“A mother's life, you see, is one long succession of dramas, now soft and tender, now terrible. Not an hour but has its joys and fears.”

“The mother is the first teacher of the child. The message she gives that child, that child gives to the world.”

“A mother's love liberates.”

“Your kids grow up. I think they more than anything are making me feel as if, you know, you want to squeeze everything you got every single day out of this thing. Because it passes quick.”

“Your children are not your children, they come through you, but they are life itself, wanting to express itself.”

“I started out in life with two great advantages: No money and good parents.”