"Every American bride is taken there [Niagara..." - Quote by Oscar Wilde

“All bad art is the result of good intentions.”

“Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected.”

“I may have said the same thing before... but my explanation, I am sure, will always be different.”

“"I go so far as to say, miss, morehover," proceeded Mr. Cruncher, with a most alarming tendency to hold forth as from a pulpit-"and let my words be took down and took to Mrs. Cruncher through yourself-that wot my opinions respectin' flopping has undergone a change, and that wot I only hope with all my heart as Mrs. Cruncher may be a flopping at the present time."”

“In terms of the legal matter of creating a contract between two people that's called marriage, and allowing them to live together with the protection of law, it seems to me is the way we should be moving in this country.”

“The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.”

“What do you do when disappointment comes? When it weighs on you like a rock, you can either let it press you down until you become discouraged, even devastated, or you can use it as a stepping-stone to better things.”

“Mortal lovers must not try to remain at the first step; for lasting passion is the dream of a harlot and from it we wake in despair.”

“I was very much disappointed in the Atlantic Ocean.”