"By the eighties, a lot of radio..." - Quote by Dave Barry

“If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.”

“I bet that if you actually read the entire vastness of the U.S. Tax Code, you'd find at least one sex scene . . .”

“The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter.”

“Tupac, Biggie, Jay. Your usual suspects. These were the people that was played in my household.”

“I never listen to the radio. If it's bad, I make fun of it, and if it's good, I get jealous that I didn't think of it.”

“Your voice and music are the same to me.”

“There is nothing on earth more exquisite than a bonny book, with well-placed columns of rich black writing in beautiful borders, and illuminated pictures cunningly inset. But nowadays, instead of looking at books, people read them. A book might as well be one of those orders for bacon and bran.”

“Some say our national pastime is baseball. Not me. It's gossip.”

“As an artist one has no home in Europe except in Paris.”