"Nature: a place where birds fly around..." - Quote by Oscar Wilde

“Few parents nowadays pay any regard to what their children say to them. The old fashioned respect for the young is fast dying out.”

“So lets knock a couple back and make some noise”

“I worshipped you too much. I am punished for it. You worshipped yourself too much. We are both punished.”

“The sigh of all the seas breaking in measure round the isles soothed them; the night wrapped them; nothing broke their sleep, until, the birds beginning and the dawn weaving their thin voices in to its whiteness”

“Let us first be as simple and well as Nature ourselves, dispel the clouds which hang over our brows, and take up a little life into our pores. Do not stay to be an overseer of the poor, but endeavor to become one of the worthies of the world.”

“The hounding of a dog pursuing a fox or other animal in the horizon may have first suggested the notes of the hunting-horn to alternate with and relieve the lungs of the dog. This natural bugle long resounded in the woods of the ancient world before the horn was invented.”

“I could be the driver - the Uber guy saying, "I used to be in films years ago... ."”

“There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back, you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air.”

“Poor empty pants With nobody inside them.”